Daniel Sennis is America's most attractive writer (clearly). He is a poet, rapper, open mic night hero, satirist and champion mall walker. He is the author of "O Conman! My Conman! Sick Rhymes for Sick Times" (Shires). He also runs Central North American News (centralnanews.weebly.com), a satirical news site devoted to covering the region betwixt Canada and Mexico. He would like to follow in the footsteps of his literary idol, Mark Twain. He would also like to follow in the footsteps of a rich man with a hole in his pocket.