New Book Out Now!

Central North American News: Reporting on the Region Betwixt Canada and Mexico. 

                    Common Sennis Press, $12.00

For fans of absurdity, satire and the written word comes a book full of articles I've written over the years for Central North American News, the only news site to focus specifically on the region betwixt Canada and Mexico. With 50 some odd articles and editorials on such crucial events as Man Can't Eat Just One Canned Green Bean, Jailed Comedian Goes on Month Long Humor Strike and Librarian Downright Whimsical, you'd be a BIG DUMB UGLY UNWASHED JERK not to want to get yourself a copy. 

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From the preface: 

Central North American News was a product of necessity. In 2014, there was barely any reporting being done on Central North America. The best you could find were some scholarly articles in anthropology journals, like: “Who Dat? An exploration of the people living below Canada but above Mexico” and and the 5000 word write-up in Southern North America Times on “The Third Best Region in North America.”

Someone needed to report on this vastly overlooked region of North America. How else would we know which elementary schoolers were being shot up by Ar-15s and what new levels of racism could be reached in modern society. I, Daniel Sennis, found as a newborn in a newspaper box, costing my bewildered adopted parents 50 cents for purchase, would have to be the one to step up. Central North America needed me.

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