Potential Titles for My Pandemic Memoir

1. Cover Me, I'm Going In: How we Faced the Breathtaking Changes to the Fabric of Our Lives. 

2. The Day the Purell Stopped: An Unsanatized Account of Life During the Pandemic.

3. An Uberable Feast

4. Eat, Pray, Shove: Finding Tranquility and Toilet Paper during the Pandemic. 

5. Another Bullshit Night on Suck Sofa.

6. If a Teacher Talks on Zoom, Does He Make a Sound? Teaching during the pandemic.

7. Fear and Loathing in My Living Room, Bathroom, Kitchen and Bedroom.  

8. A Really Long Ass Time to Kill, or How I watched Hamilton 10 times in 5 weeks. 

9. A Tale of Two Guineas: How Mabel and Douglas Lifted Our Chins and Each Other's During the Pandemic

10. Close Encounters of the Worst Kind: How it Became Apparent that Alien Invasion is Preferable to Sharing the Planet with the Horrible Life Forms Residing in Our Own Neighborhoods.

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